Why does the ancient guardians have such HUGE ass?

[B4uldor]

Have you seen the absolutely humongous scoops of badonkas those iron golems got on them when they die? Why did the Devs gave them such magnificent pieces of delicious ass?

 

[VDX_360]

Put the Friguld Rum down, take a cold shower. And have conversation with your local Church of the Three....

 

[B4uldor]

Put the Friguld Rum down, take a cold shower. And have conversation with your local Church of the Three....

Go see for yourself before you judge me

 

[Kakost]

In order to... Better serve their masters!?

No... Wait... That doesn't sound right...

 

[Kakost]

Have you seen the absolutely humongous scoops of badonkas those iron golems got on them when they die? Why did the Devs gave them such magnificent pieces of delicious ass?

Damn you, no I had never "seem" (or rather, noticed) them before, and now thanks to you I cannot unsee it argh