The Smack Heard Around the World - A Poem by Shanks

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Peter Xeffar rose and stumbled from the Tavern bar
Boasted that he was the mightiest Cleric that came from afar

"You're all wimps, weak and thin!"
"Look at you sorry excuses for men!"

He burped and he laughed, grabbed his mace from the floor
And slowly stumbled and head out the door

He yelled through the town on his drunken stroll
"I'm going to kill the mighty King Troll!"

"Bye the Three I'm hammered, I'm slow as cow!"
He said stammering with sweat building upon his brow

"You there, Merchant, I demand a speed potion!"
He said as he tripped creating quite a commotion

Peter chugged the potion, the results were profound!
Filled with so much energy, he seemed to float off the ground!

He dashed through the town gates in the blink of an eye
He was as fast as lightning, a blur as he ran by!

He dashed through the desert, plowed through a wild flock of hens
He came to a screeching halt upon entering the Trollfens

He found the Troll Dungeon, a disgusting sight in the night
As discarded corpses and bones tested his might

He burped and bravely proceeded down the dungeon stairs
....Despite his drunken state of affairs

He reached the bottom and stared straight ahead
The Troll King stood before him and towered way over his head!

Peter Yelled, "That's it? That's all ?! This must be a joke!"
"I could take you down with a single stroke!"

The Troll King grew furious and grabbed his club
And turn poor Peter into a small laughing stub


WHACK!!!!!!

He slapped the stubbed man, Peter flew the the air!
He flew straight up, right back up the stairs!

He flew up through the night sky, then continents away
He flew so far, it suddenly became day!

He flew so fast, he whistled and whirled!
This was the smack heard around the world.



Lets all take a moment to Pray for Peter, he was a good man.
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