Insanity night part 3: yellow eclipse

life tiger

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Hello and welcome back to... insanity night!

Sooo last time it was poo... I was holding back alot... but this time it's going to get back on track!

Today our story starts with a quacker named Emilia!

It was just a normal day at the lumbridge rive...... wait what? Wrong game? Oh... it was just a normal day in the bluemist river

Emilia was just swimming and eating what ever ducks eat and chatting with her fellow quackers...

"It's a nice day isn't it?" Asked Emilia and the other quackers replied "quack!!"

The sun is shining... the giant bugs are walking around... Nothing can go wrong! But uh oh! Things did go wrong and The river was geting mixed with unstable anti matter! And it's turning quackers into zombies that float into the air and explode and make it rain quacker meat all over the place!

And so Emilia quickly went on a journey to Freetown to see what's happening! On the way there Emilia has found the minotaurs maze...

After telling every thing to the maze guard she went down and had a long talk with the king over some tea and a slice of cake...

"Unstable anti matter?!" Said the king "you must hurry! But first take this!" The king called a minotaur guard and told him to give Emilia a wapon

And so the minotaur held his middle extra long udder and unplugged it revealing an udder sword! Emilia takes it and rushes to save the day

After a long and hot road she finaly made it to Freetown by night fall which is guarded by 2... penguins! It's guard by 2 handsome penguins!

Emilia comes closer and the guards say "you shall not quack!" Emilia had no other choice but to fight! And so she got her udder sword out of that feathery butt and was ready to attack!

"Holy milky poop nuggets!" Said the guard "It's the legendary udder sword! We apologise... you may pass and quack..."

After entering the city she sees an alcamist and says "WHY IS THE RIVER FULL OF ANTI MATTER?!" The alcamist doesn't seem to know what's happening... "what do you mean you don't know any thing?!" Says Emilia

After looking at the river the alcamist says.... "Oh I was thinking that it turned into milk... I wonder if it was safe selling that...."

Emilia ran as fast as her quacky legs could to the King's room! Same story with thos penguin guards...

After entering the room she told every thing to the king and demanded a solution! "Oh the udder sword wielder has finaly come to stop us" said the king "looks like it's time for the ultimate event!"

The king turns into a really mean penguin and lays an egg in his throne slot! And then he went out of the room with Emilia and showed her his true plan in action!

All the quackers and chickens in the world started to float to the sky butt first! The moon Explodes into what seems to be an egg with out its shell! And then all the white bits started to rain down into the rivers!

Emilia panicking while being sucked into the sky only by the eggs that's inside her butt she has to think fast and so she unseats her sword (from her butt) and removes the middle udder (the handle) aimed high at the new yellow moon!

And so the udder sword rockets into the moon and peirces it letting all the... yolk is it? What ever yellow crap rain down on earth right when the egg in her butt gets sucked out of her body!

She flaps down safely but not gracefully.... while watching the yolk rain melt all the penguins! And so Emilia was crowned as the Queen of Freetown!

"Here you earned it" says the alcamist as she gives Emilia a drink and so she drinks it all! Cuz it's tasty........

"Oh wait isnt that anti matter?" Asked the alcamist while Emilia replied with a..... "NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" As fire started to come out of her butt propelling her into the sky and exploding while making a great firework show!

The end
 

Warrior.Jay

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Near the Lumbridge river, a person can openly kill cows long before they ever turn into minotaurs..

And that's my two cents!
 

life tiger

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Warrior.Jay":3oqpl21d said:
Near the Lumbridge river, a person can openly kill cows long before they ever turn into minotaurs..

And that's my two cents!

"A total of 100k cows were killed today" I remember reading that sign... good times
 

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