Insanity night part 2: Roger

life tiger

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Alright hello! And welcome back to insanity night!

Today we are going to talk about helping...

So you know that moment when you hear...

"Help! I accidentally ate poop!"
Or...
"Help! I accidentally pooped my pants"
Or even...
"Help! I got a poop nugget stuck in my eye!"
And worst of all...
"Help! I accidentally ate poop befor surgery!"

And at the end you never even help them... well today's story is about... you know him! You love him! And he tastes good with fries! Its Roger the moo moo cow!

Roger was just living a happy life in the new garand farms with big udders ready to be milked... but he also had great powers...

At times he was bored and used his super pooping powers to... shoot poop right into the farmers mouths!

But they grew sick of his powers and agreed to execute him early! And so Roger using his udders to sense the danger coming he was ready for his battle!

The farmers knew Roger was smarter then the other moo moos and that they could consider him as a leader! So they had a plan to act normaly and come with hidden weapons

And so it has begun 5 farmers went into the barn but Rogers udders were already started to light up and he knew that this is his time to sine!

Befor the farmers could even react Roger quickly turned around and started shooting them with deadly poop bullets!

3 farmers were killed and the other 2 started to charge! Roger quickly finished another farmer but the next was too close and Roger had no choice but to bite him!

And so Roger bit his neck and tore it right off! Having the taste of meat and flesh Roger knew he no longer needed grass and devoured the 5 farms! With that he grew big... full of rage... a minotaur was born!

Roger quickly told all the other moo moos what happened and they followed him as a leader! Destroying the farm lands and devouring the village and taking the lumber axes as wapons!

Roger knew of what would happen if he were to stay and so he went to jabal for safety in the woods while having his own army

When they finaly got there they saw a dungeon in the woods... a maze! Full of bones with no living creature to be seen..

A home! Thought Roger... but first he needed to make sure it was fully safe and so they explored every thing and found a secret way down...

There they found the great earth dragon as a team with Roger leading them they gave a good fight and ending it with a great victory!

And so the minotaurs ruled the maze and Roger siting in his throne on the very bottom floor... waiting for a worthy enemy to come and test his rage
 

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life tiger

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Re: Insanity night part 2

So what did you think? Ever want to drink milk agian? Let's hear every thing you have to say!
 

life tiger

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Re: Insanity night part 2

Oh crap your right! Part 1 was way better! I was too soft on part 2... part 3 will bring this back on track!
 

pedrinho

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Re: Insanity night part 2

I suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder, combined with high impulsivity. Serious. And my two younger brothers are schizophrenic. But man, you look like a must to any psychiatry school... Lol
 

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