Eating guide

[life tiger]

Coming up next after the poo.... oh... that post got closed with not a single word... I don't know if that's sad or funny

Well back on topic! Alright so you know how you eat that expensive and delicious food and then it ends....? Well fear no more cuz this tiger is about to double your deliciousness efficiency with these easy steps!

1..! Take a bite of that yummy corpse on your late! (Very small bites are not recommended for this to work but are recommended for your survival)

2..! Chew it...

3..! Now here is where you normally swallow it... but for this to work you will go for the swallowing...... but don't actually swallow it... you take it into your neck and push it back up to repeat the delicious chewing!

4..! Really swallow it.... like... really now.... swallow... that... crushed... corpse....

Well that's it! We hope this made your eating experience twice as enjoyable! Tell u.... oh wait... safety first lads.. safety first...! If you indeed somehow... magicly... randomly.... do die from this... then meow Corp isn't responsible! Few... good thing I don't have to worry about that! Well this was a rather short guide and will probably get closed so that I won't see all these nice comments... but before that does happen do let us know how helpful this was

 

[Hisoka Approves]

The law of diminishing marginal utility states that the "happiness" you gain from each additional unit of something consumed decreases each time. Therefore the perfect eating guide would not recommend chewing the same mouthful of food twice, since the "happiness" you gain for each chew of the same food should decrease per chew. Therefore you are wasting chews on actions that give less gain.

The real solution is to fill your belly by running around a food market licking, nibbling and smelling crumbs of everything you can get your hands on, letting your presence be known and the glimmer of your saliva be seen everywhere.

 

[life tiger]

The law of diminishing marginal utility states that the "happiness" you gain from each additional unit of something consumed decreases each time. Therefore the perfect eating guide would not recommend chewing the same mouthful of food twice, since the "happiness" you gain for each chew of the same food should decrease per chew. Therefore you are wasting chews on actions that give less gain.

The real solution is to fill your belly by running around a food market licking, nibbling and smelling crumbs of everything you can get your hands on, letting your presence be known and the glimmer of your saliva be seen everywhere.

Genius!