"Good news and bad news."
'Definitely good news first.'
"This dragon thinks he is people, he even has his own cute little name, Basrudaxul."
'Awww, that IS cute. And the bad news?
"His title is The Elder!"
'Oh great. And I thought "Huge, Ancient" red dragons were a Gary Gygax thing. What am I supposed to do that a millennia of adventurers haven't managed?'
"Erm, to give him crippling indigestion?"
'Oh that is helpful. Well, you cast Arbenos' Might on your Vulcan Maul, I'll whack him with Rancor.'
"Sigh... I can see this is going to be a long day..."