A moment with Hirge... (joke)

stonedwolf

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"Good news and bad news."​
'Definitely good news first.'​
"This dragon thinks he is people, he even has his own cute little name, Basrudaxul."​
'Awww, that IS cute. And the bad news?​
"His title is The Elder!"​
'Oh great. And I thought "Huge, Ancient" red dragons were a Gary Gygax thing. What am I supposed to do that a millennia of adventurers haven't managed?'​
"Erm, to give him crippling indigestion?"​
'Oh that is helpful. Well, you cast Arbenos' Might on your Vulcan Maul, I'll whack him with Rancor.'​
"Sigh... I can see this is going to be a long day..."​
 

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