Apocalypse
Loreseeker
- Joined
- 05/05/2021
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You have summoned me, my child?
Oh, what an exquisite discussion!
I want to know more about Ursans! I've slaughtered so many for their superb armor and jewelry that I feel a little bad. I'm sure they're nice bear people. Or maybe they're vicious human-eating psychopaths, we just don't know. But I think we all agree that the most important information we need about Ursans is... do they like honey? And do Ursans ride bears? Or do bears ride Ursans? And what would the Ursan King look like if we shaved his fur during his sleep? Would he look like a naked rat? So many questions...
I would also love to have a skeleton NPC! A priest of Tol who would finally tell us about the Tolassian culture and religion! I'd like a WHOLE TOWN of skeleton NPCs! Actually, I would have liked to be able to talk to the residents of the City of the Ancients, chat with them, learn about their history, fight to free the good Tolassians from the tyranny of their Lords.
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But, if I may, I would like to cast my vote on a species you haven't mentioned in your list. I believe these little creatures are widely misunderstood, and frequently the victims of bigotry. In reality, they are very nice, and only want to be loved. They'd make a great NPC! Those cute little horrors, the Dimensional Parasites! Please be nice to them!!!
You have summoned me, my child?
Oh, what an exquisite discussion!
I want to know more about Ursans! I've slaughtered so many for their superb armor and jewelry that I feel a little bad. I'm sure they're nice bear people. Or maybe they're vicious human-eating psychopaths, we just don't know. But I think we all agree that the most important information we need about Ursans is... do they like honey? And do Ursans ride bears? Or do bears ride Ursans? And what would the Ursan King look like if we shaved his fur during his sleep? Would he look like a naked rat? So many questions...
I would also love to have a skeleton NPC! A priest of Tol who would finally tell us about the Tolassian culture and religion! I'd like a WHOLE TOWN of skeleton NPCs! Actually, I would have liked to be able to talk to the residents of the City of the Ancients, chat with them, learn about their history, fight to free the good Tolassians from the tyranny of their Lords.
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But, if I may, I would like to cast my vote on a species you haven't mentioned in your list. I believe these little creatures are widely misunderstood, and frequently the victims of bigotry. In reality, they are very nice, and only want to be loved. They'd make a great NPC! Those cute little horrors, the Dimensional Parasites! Please be nice to them!!!
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